anti-santa

the opposite of santa claus. A robber that steals all your presents on christmas eve

omg the anti-santa has been i have no other presents left

by Aaron mclong April 19, 2008

disco santa claus

An older gentleman who believes he is cooler than he is. He thinks he is edgy, but since he is so old it just comes off as being cute.

Hey I was just playing Clint Eastwood in COD, he thought he was dirty hairy, but I made him look like a disco santa claus.

by digitalogic8 January 21, 2011

Dear Santa

A phrase meaning 'I want this', often accompanied by the obligatory "...".

Derived from YouTube videos showcasing interesting things, like gadgets, guns, and other shit.

*Top rated comments on a video of a paintball machine gun*

User A: Dear Santa...

User B: Dear Easter Bunny...

by VendettatheGreat November 27, 2011

Dirty Santa

The act of shitting in your mates beard.

Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".

by DirtySantaPartaker March 10, 2022

Santa Fe Lean

A person who has a defect where one leg is longer than the other, where it looks like that person is leaning to the right/left.

That dude has the ol' Santa Fe Lean going on.

by Jeffrey Wankamanker February 23, 2009

dirty santa claus

when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.

You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!

by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013

Santa

An old white guy who supports wealth inequality.

Why does Santa give more presents to rich people, even though there are many other people around the world who can't afford the barest of necessities?

by Dubiks December 6, 2018