the very beginning of a turd that is trying to sneak out of your anus...especially when you cant make it to a rest room. It will try and try to make its way out, but you have to keep on clenching to keep it in...
I was at the racetrack, watching the race, when I felt 'smudge the prairie dog' trying to make his way out. The shitter was about a mile away, so I had to fight with him all stinking day!
by smudge the prairie dog September 19, 2009
Get the smudge the prairie dog mug.(n.) -- A hi-tech tablet gadget like the iPad or the Kindle which whether nerdy-looking or sleek nevertheless becomes a smudge magnet during use at home or office.
"I love the entire concept of the iPad, but I am just worried it's going to become just another smudge magnet in my home."
-- overheard at a watercooler in a San Francisco office building on January 28, 2010
-- overheard at a watercooler in a San Francisco office building on January 28, 2010
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A person who smears the focus and/or facts of an argument because they cannot win.
It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.
It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.
by William J J T December 11, 2011
Get the Smudge Head mug.The arseholes at The Washington Compost said I like mojitos. Now everyone is going to have a slightly lesser opinion of me. God damn smudge campaign, is what it is.
by ShittingWithShapiro March 25, 2019
Get the Smudge Campaign mug.Smudge on the Azu means that something great is now a little bit fucked. It could be a plan, an idea, or a situation. The smudge is what fucked it up and the Azu is the original thing.
Dude that sucks Jessica cancelled on that great date you planned. She really put a Smudge on the Azu.
by sparkleberries33 May 3, 2021
Get the Smudge on the Azu mug.Taking sweetgrass or sage to smudge your hockey stick, hockey skates and the rest of your hockey equipment before you step onto the ice, your asking for protection and also goals from the deadly spirit that is watching over you. It is also the brand name of a deadly Indigenous hockey clothing line from Alberta and Saskatchewan!
“Smudge The Blades is the only way I can snipe 3 goals per game, it helps me play hockey better”
Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”
Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”
Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”
Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”
by Smudge The Blades November 25, 2021
Get the Smudge The Blades mug.The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.
by Etch August 17, 2006
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