The Smithy 

1. To do something you're not supposed to do
2. Is illegal
3. A weak U-Turn
4. Eeeeeeeeeeyeah!

OMG you did THE SMITHY through that double yellow line!

The Smithy by H8erlines August 3, 2010

The Smithy 

When fucking a chick from behind, either through sexual curiosity, anger or just boredom you stick a finger into her anus. The Smithy is not limited to a single digit over time the goal is to work up to a Full Smithy (whole fist!).

The effects of The Smithy vary so be careful when using it.

Dude that bitch was so boring I did The Smithy to liven up the sex.

Mate smell my finger......... I totally Smithy'd your sister last night.

The Smithy by Rawson Rhymes October 27, 2011

Crab Smithy 

One who partakes in the act of artificially inseminating crabs for leisure and or recreation

I paid that crab smithy 11 dollars to wash my car

Crab Smithy by MamaDuck April 24, 2009

pulling a smithy 

To arrive at a party sober and proceed to impose yourself upon the least sober female.

Bystander 1: "Hey, look at Alex over there, pulling a smithy on Faye"

Bystander 2: "Yeah, poor girl, at least she won't remember it tomorrow"

pulling a smithy by Maximillian1984 April 13, 2009

a Smithy 

a Twenty pound note, in british money
the picture on the reverse side of a £20 note is of a man named adam smith
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Can refer to amounts eg marijuana

"how much u want?"
"just a smithy"

a Smithy by SBEsummers February 10, 2008

Stiffy Smithy

Usually refering to someone who had such a boner it was like its an iron rod used by a black smith

Or a twat named Smith who got a boner in public

Person one, Oi oi look smithy got a boner
Smithy,bigger than urs
Person one, we were talking about you nan and u got stiffy smithy

Stiffy Smithy by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi May 10, 2020

A Smithy 

Dogging tha boiz. When someone ditches or lets down his mates for no reason.

"Hey are you coming to footy today?" "Nah im pullin a smithy".

A Smithy by flaba jaba waba noonga March 18, 2011