smitening

When you incur heavenly wrath, it has been said by the Catholic churches forever (or at least the bits I listened to) that God will smite you. It's also commonly acknowledged that this smiting will be done with a bolt of lightning, if God's in a particularly stylish mood. So, you get struck by what? SMITENING!

Damn, I shouldn't have stolen that priest's car, or raped his wife. God's going to throw down some *ZAP* smitening. ....shit, that hurt....

by no.name November 17, 2004

smuttering

The act of an individual, usually alone in an office cubicle, complaining at a volume just loud enough for nearby cube-dwellers to hear, and hopefully get some sympathy or attention. The words used for the complaints usually solicit the sympathy.

"This is unbelievable, just unbelievable." John, quit your smuttering, I don't care.

by mdubuya May 6, 2014

smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.

"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag

by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006

The Slithering Sheriff

Name of an unconventional wild west themed gay bar in central London where legend has it rookie corousers who cower into the seedy establishment are chaperoned from behind by the landlord as a way of introduction.

Man 1: Was a wild night in the Slithering Sheriff.

by LouieFerook April 16, 2016

a smothering

Like a mattress party (euthanasia via a family mattress pile-on), only in the olde-English/Irish times.

Usually when food is scarce and a older relative is still hanging around, healthily consuming valuable resources.

"If grandma is still eating all those potatoes through spring, we'll have to get the relos in for a smothering, what-ho!"

by Real Deal Bill McNeil January 3, 2017

slitherin

A snakelike creature of the species human, this slitherin assfyk is tryina kreep around ya girl. Notcho friend! Even if he insists you been bros since before hoes existed to ya.

Yo yo yo dawgg, this slitherin snake, Frank-O, is slitherin around ya girl.
Nawnaw, that's just his play dude. He really tryina be slither in all up in her brother, dawg. Straaaaight goods, yo!
Naw dawggy naw. I'm telling ya hundy bro.

by Racks Stacken Flippah bizzitch January 30, 2021

Thought-smithing

Spending time and effort curating a thought or series of thoughts.

Husband: "I am thinking about building the kids a treehouse."
Wife: "We don't have any suitable trees and you are not very good at construction."
Husband: "I know, I am thought-smithing the idea to find a viable solution."

by KnightSmithJones March 21, 2021