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smite u silly

some one who is a legend in there own mind how ever most other people think he is a smelly little kid with 2 imaginary friends and a pet dog who licks peanut butter from his balls.
wow the smite u silly guy really likes his dog. and who is talking too.
by edward5010 June 25, 2008
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SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY

Smite dem simps on site, NO MERcyyyY
Its SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY, we must smite simps
by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 1, 2021
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Jave Smite

A term used to describe a desperate type of male who continues to message and call girls that they are interested in/borderline stalking, even though they never get a response. A Jave Smite may also try to use multiple platforms for contact all at the same time, just incase the first three social media platforms were somehow not working properly. This sometimes results in a string of frustrated messages followed by an apology then the next day the cycle starts again. Typical messages include: "hey" "you alrite" "Wuu2" "blanked" "guess ur busy then" and the ever popular "???"
Girl 1: This is the third set of missed calls and question marks today, first WhatsApp, then Facebook, now snapchat, why won't he take the hint?!

Girl 2: oh he's a right old jave smite that one, just keep on ignoring him he'll go away eventually...
by iLoVeLeOpArDpRiNt June 5, 2018
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Smite

he smites the water with his sword
by Meaning-man November 26, 2022
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smite

A smite is a hoe-ish person That talks about sexual things .
You a smite

why would you call me a smite?
you talking about smuting and selling f****** pussy!!!
by bawlinlikecurry July 14, 2023
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Smite

Another word for bitch, whore or slut . often used to describe annoying or bitchy people.
that fat ass smite took my food from the fridge
by @marieamunchfr August 4, 2023
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Smite

abhi-dude why are you acting like smite
yo-ay come on im not that dumb either
by bing chilling ket January 19, 2022
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