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google smart

Having the appearance of being knowledgable in a panoply of subjects when in fact one is merely interweb search proficient
Zack seemed to know something about everything while chatting online but in person it's obvious he is an arrogant dullard. google smarts don't stick. If he really was smart he would text via xmpp; only an idiot sends text via sms
by Hellion Shores January 12, 2013
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Smart-Retard

A Smart-Retard is a certain person who is often incredibly intelligent in one major category of their life but a complete retard in another (business, family, social,etc)
Joseph is such a smart-retard ... He is incredibly smart when it comes to business and dealing with finances, but is a total retard when it comes to supporting his family.
by TyroneSlim June 20, 2016
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Smarter than Bryce

A level of intelligence we all possess.
A: How smart are you?
B: Smarter than Bryce.
A: omg same lol
by Mr. Twinkieface August 26, 2020
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Joe Rogan Smart

A smart dumb guy. They might seem of average intellect to a bona fide smart guy, nevertheless, they're the resident Einstein at their local gym.
John is actually pretty smart for a meathead, he is Joe Rogan smart. He may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I think he's done acid and he reads books!
by imadumb March 16, 2017
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smart idiot

Someone who is smart in school, but is dumb in almost all real life situations.
John got an A+ on his math test, later, he bragged about his new iPhone 5S and left his locker unlocked, and it got stolen. what a smart idiot.
by ka6802 November 2, 2013
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nook smart

A contraction of "nookie" and "book smart". Having the natural ability to read women perfectly in order to get laid.
a) Charlie is too damn nook smart for his own good. He'll never be someone's Mr. Right, but somehow always manages to be Mr. Right Now.

b) Just like how being book smart doesn't help on the streets, it's important to note that being nook smart isn't helpful in long term relatipnships.
by Tenacious Faulker December 23, 2010
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Smart Phone

Smart Phone: A cellular phone that is not only more intelligent and productive than it's owner but would also be rescued from a flood before the owner's mother-in-law.
As the waters were rising around him he had to make a difficult choice, grab for the smart phone or his mother-in law's arm.He chose and used his smart phone to call for help.
by Bullshitzer June 3, 2010
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