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Smartphone Beta test

A smartphone beta test is the practice of allowing people to test-run a particular model of smartphone (once confusingly named a smart phone) before it is ready for commercial use. The findings help to validate and further improve the smartphone’s features, functionality, usability, speed and performance.
150 million Americans have participated in a smartphone beta test.
by icicler August 14, 2012
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smartphoner

Someone who is addicted to their smartphone and belongs to the exclusive "I'm important and special" club where the person may feel they'll miss something extremely important if they don't look at the phone right this second. These people may possibly suffer from convulsions if they do not look at the phone the instant it makes a stupid sound. Generally these people always have the phone in their hand no matter where they are and will even struggle to do daily tasks because they can't put the phone down. It must be attatched to their body at all times otherwise they'll have major panic attacks.
*A group of people come into a restaurant, sit down at a table, and all of them immediately pull their phones out and start playing with them*
Me: *rolls my eyes* Typical smartphoners, can't even go two seconds without having to hurry up and get on the damn things.
by kowalewicz July 9, 2018
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Smartphone

The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.
I love watching HOT girls suck dick on my smartphone under my bed's blanket!
by Twight0931 March 23, 2021
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smarthpone

The termination of employment of a marketing copy editor, particularly in the telecommunications industry.
I haven't seen Hieronymus around the office this week. He's probably been smarthponed, just like that other idiot last month.
by JdSilentio September 24, 2011
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Smartphone Withdrawal

When your smartphone suddenly dies and you call tech support and they ship you a new battery. It takes 3 days to get there and when you put it in your phone still doesn't work and you have to wait 3 more days. You can't put up with it anymore so you go buy a 'GO' phone just to be able to talk.
Sorry I didn't get back with you, I was busy going through Smartphone Withdrawals so I caved in and got me a Pre-Paid phone while I wait.
by DrArkaneX August 6, 2011
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Smartphoning

Surfing the world wide web on your smart phone while pooping.
Updating your facebook status while sitting on the toilet versus reading a magazine or a newspaper is smartphoning.
by Shabdarider August 22, 2012
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Smartphone Intervention

Sitting a friend down and telling them their phone sucks, specifically that they need to get a smartphone.
"Guys, Jimmy just called me instead of texting me back on his lame flip phone. We totally need to stage a Smartphone Intervention."
by thesharon December 5, 2011
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