sarff

A red haired penis so large it can fuck two women at once.

Shawn used his sarff on these two chicks but then their boyfriends walked in so he used it to polevault his ass out of there.

by GrantHarry April 27, 2008

Snarffing

Snarffing - The act of receiving oral sex while holding and or petting a feline.

Nothing like a little snarffing to start the day!

by WuTank July 9, 2014

snarffle

a giant chow chow or other overly sized wrinkly floofy floof woof woof doggo pupper

that floof is a snarffle (scientifically accurate)

by floofyflooffloof May 25, 2017

Snarffling

To bite at fart bubbles while sitting in water.

Brandon was Snarffling in the tub last night!

by King Snarffle January 27, 2020

Frisking Scarffed

a term used when your "out of your mind" or not right in the head, like when your tired, are having a brain fart, or are mentally impaired by a substance (drug/Alcohol).

Example:1-"dude i dont remember anything about last night, i was so frisking scarffed!"

Example:2-"i have no clue man, i am so frisking scarffed right now.."

by RolyatEornom June 30, 2011

Snarff

To propel a liquid substance from one's nose as a direct result of laughing while consuming said liquid (most commonly, but not necessarily milk)

"So Trent gave me a floppy noodle last night. I totally snarffed his jizz all over my nice pink dress."

by Jizzman88 July 30, 2009

Scarffy

(Adj) Extremely scruffy. To be on a much higher level of scruffiness. Uber-Scruffy, if you will.

"We shouldn't walk down that alley."

"Why dude?"

"Look at that homeless guy, he's fucking scarffy dude, I can smell his ballsack from here, fuck that."

by hammybonayz April 29, 2010