sarcere

adj. (SAR-SEER) used to express sarcasm and sincerity at the same time

See also sarcerity

When I said I would eat those four gallons of ice cream, I was being sarcere.

by KayCul July 4, 2010

scarce

1. A term used to describe the rarity, or lack of quantity, of an object.
2. A YouTuber who originally intended to upload news, Scarce is best known for his 'Hey what's up guys, it's Scarce here,' and 'double upload' memes.

1. '"All I need is a reindeer..." The Grinch looked around.But, since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.'
2. "Hey what's up guys, it's Scarce here!"

by Señor_Pablo67 November 29, 2016

You must be smarter than the grass you walk on.

Phrase used to encourage football players. First used by Mr. Tim Treder's coach.

"Tim you must be smarter than the grass you walk on."

by Set 9 Weightlifting February 6, 2008

smarter child

A robot on AIM that is fun to toy with when you're bored.

me: miami hurricanes
SC: what's that?
me: football team
SC: Sorry! i don't have any NFL data anymore!
me: why don't you have any NFL data?
SC: because
me: because why?
SC: why not?
well anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about getting laid?

sometimes smarter child brings up things mentioned long before in the conversation.

by LykE oMFG iiT''s AMaNda!!!!!!1111!!!1!!!!one!!! November 21, 2007

are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Idiots compete with children for cash prizes

Are you smarter than a fifth grader? no

by Lazy727 October 24, 2007

SmarterChild

A stupid robot. He doesnt even get his own joke!

Me: do you no any jokes?
- SmarterChild - says:
How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
me: how many?
- SmarterChild - says:
At least a few.
Me: i dont get it
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't either.

by LeahClaire February 13, 2007

SmarterChild

A really stupid AIM-bot

BenElmer101: nope. call me "ho-man"
SmarterChild: There's no way I'm going to call you that. It's really insulting.
BenElmer101: like your face!
SmarterChild: Not like my face.
BenElmer101: yes like your face
SmarterChild: What? Like my face? No way.
BenElmer101: yes way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: yaw
SmarterChild: Who?
BenElmer101: me
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Yaw.

BenElmer101: you like dick
SmarterChild: Uh, I don't think I need to answer that.

by homdawg101 May 1, 2006