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spanglewank

Verb,

A stupid or obnoxious person. Often used on Twitter preceded by a hashtag. Plural: Spanglewanks
"I've been accused of ruining a market traders livelihood, been yelled at, called a #spanglewank, and blamed for people not being able to pay the rent or mortgage! It's not fair I'm saving the world"

"Oi Spanglewank, where's me fags?"
by ALT-F4 October 9, 2019
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Shmangled

The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.
We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..
by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020
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Anti Spangle Juice

Anti Spangle Juice - This term may be applied to any non alcoholic beverage when embarking on, or involved as willing participant in a pilgrimage to seshleyhem.

When using the term outside of the normal seshleyhem pilgrimage scenario, anti spangle juice should only be applied to water.

Anti Spangle Juice is traditionally served with ice and a fresh lemon slice.
May I offer you a glass of anti spangle juice, good sir?
by Supertato January 31, 2023
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Spangler

Someone who is overall enjoyable to be around.
I love hanging out with Ken, he is such a spangler!
by LongJonTimbers August 12, 2012
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spangledacious

The state of mind beyond spangled but just this side of unconsciousness.
A happy fucking place..
"I am spangledacious.."
by hegga February 25, 2009
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shmangle

James: Yo, Jack, shmangle me that soda!
by yolosaynono June 16, 2015
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smagglewaggle

A dirty rat, snitch, or snake. AKA a dirty Bitch
You dirty smagglewaggle! How dare you tell jimmy my tea you smagglewaggle
by Imverygayforyou April 25, 2019
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