Smack Off

Once a year, by invite only, Jim Rome lets his callers insult each other and various sports figures. Sort of the way he insulted Jim Everett by calling him Chris. Except Jim R. got Smacked by Jim E.

You can only be invited if you were stupid enough to sit on hold for 3 hours on one of his previous shows just to insult someone. If you call got racked (accepted) you could be in the smack off. I prefer the Snatch Off. Where Hookers and Clones get together and do the nasty. Fat guys like the snack off. Nothing like cheetos and masterbation. Orange Julius anyone?

Jeff in Richmond won the smack off once. And he sucked. Sean usually wins, because he blows rome before the show.

by The Silk Brah March 12, 2008

grundle smack

When you are boning a girl, and your sack slaps against your grundle (also taint, gooch, or chode).

Dude, I was boning this girl last night, and her brother was awakened by the sound of my grundle smack.

by matt steve josh May 15, 2006

Salami Smack

To take your schwanson and smack it across the face of a hot girl. Can be performed on any girl, who is a 6 or higher. Don't waste good deli meat on ugly girls.

Gina was lookin fine today! I'd totally salami smack her!

by Company Man aka Hero January 28, 2012

National Smack A Bitch Day

smack a bitch who runs their mouth to much or do it for “fun”

Sheila smack her Bestfriend cause it’s National Smack A Bitch Day and because her

Bestfriend slept with Sheila’s boyfriend🤣

This girl just ran up to me and smack the shart out of me

by Tasia M. April 15, 2019

Smack a Bitch

When someone really needs to get sent back to their senses, You smack a bitch. Either the person acted out of line or was offensive in one way or another; so you smack them, back-handed or open-palmed, either way it needs to be a quick and across the face.

Yo that hoe came all up in my grills, so I just had ta smack a bitch.

by RamK October 5, 2006

ass smack

When a man/woman smacks your ass. Jesus who looks up this stupid shit?

"Hey Mia!"
"Hey!"
Boyfriend walks behind her and smacks her ass.
After the ass smack, Mia holds her ass in pain.
"Oww,"

by Shortafpineappl3 May 4, 2018

Sacoolas

To run away or hide from ones responsibilities after carrying out or being involved in a questionable or horrible act. Often done in a despicable way & would by most be considered as evil or the actions of a coward.

She’s done a Sacoolas.

The suspect didn’t face any repercussions as they did a Sacoolas rather than face the music.

by Monkey House October 13, 2019