Smankles

A disease in which causes the ankles to shrink at an alarming rate. There is not yet a cure to Smankles but there has been speculation about how eating green apples will cause someone with Smankles to turn cannibalistic and hunt down large dingos, and eat the leader of the pack to become alpha. They then adopt the properties of the dingo and become the most dominant dingo. Smankles is fatal just like aids after one chooses to eat green apples and win over the dingos.

Man, I just got diagnosed with Smankles and now I have the overwhelming urge to eat green apples and go to Africa to take down the strongest dingos.

by dookie slayer May 6, 2019

Shackles

The man with large balls, also known as the legend. Wears shackle earrings

"Do you know Shackles?" "No but I hear he has massive nuts"

by ThePowerRam July 7, 2022

Denim Shackles

Also known as jeans...but not ordinary jeans. Denim shackles usually appear while having sex standing up and your pants are around your ankles, binding you much like leg shackles.

Guy 1: "Dude, I was about to bone my girlfriend when I tripped over these denim shackles and she was like 'there is no way'."

Guy 2: "Dude, that blows!"

by The Dokester March 21, 2010

Baby shackles

When a toddler is holding onto your legs as you try to do something

Can you please help me here. I've got baby shackles on.

by Daddy Poppins January 5, 2017

sackles

man eggs, aka balls.

Tonys sackles are giagantic. And I love em'.

by fishing buddy February 10, 2007

Smackle dabble

Playing rock, paper, scissors on a persons face, but only using rock

That man keeps playing and im going to smackle dabble him

by 135sam135 April 19, 2018

smackle

an Eastern University student(SOC Major) who is slightly off balance due to his missing testicle.*

*lost in a floor hockey match

Mike Nowicki - (Nodicki) has a smackle.

by Kurt, Frank and Calvin December 14, 2006