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Smankles 

A disease in which causes the ankles to shrink at an alarming rate. There is not yet a cure to Smankles but there has been speculation about how eating green apples will cause someone with Smankles to turn cannibalistic and hunt down large dingos, and eat the leader of the pack to become alpha. They then adopt the properties of the dingo and become the most dominant dingo. Smankles is fatal just like aids after one chooses to eat green apples and win over the dingos.
Man, I just got diagnosed with Smankles and now I have the overwhelming urge to eat green apples and go to Africa to take down the strongest dingos.
Smankles by dookie slayer May 6, 2019
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Swankles 

When you have a long night out drinking and the next morning you have the alcohol diarrhea. Swankles occurs when you have liquid hot magma coming out for such a long period of time, that you start taking off clothes from sweating. Eventually you have to take your pants/shorts off from around your ankles due to excess sweating. The result is swankles.
Playing beer pong last night gave me swankles today.

swankling I started swankling in the grocery store when I couldn't find a bathroom.
Swankles by DrnorJ May 25, 2016
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n. a more attractive term for crow's feet
Oh my goodness! George Clooney's sminkles are so sexy!
sminkles by Betch y u cur? November 29, 2011
A nickname for fat slutty chicks. A cross between Skank, and cankles.
"Check out skankles over there, eating nachos with one hand and jacking a guy off with the other.
Skankles by lollerbuny August 16, 2007

shankles 

shoulder-ankles

It is a derivative of cankles but much more goliath. It is basically a womans (or mans) figure that starts at their shoulders and goes straight to their feet without any
deviation much like a 2X4 but in this case a 90X90.
guy 1: Damn that girl has some serious cankles.

guy 2: DAMMMN, those are beyond cankles, those are shankles!!!
shankles by T.J. Dubz June 11, 2008
A skank with Cankles.
Did you see the outfit that girls was wearing?

Yeah! She should definitely put some pants on, she's got skankles!
Skankles by Sonya 123 January 16, 2009

skankless 

a time in which one does not have a skank
I am skankless; therefore, I will have to go to the bar to find one.
skankless by J.Messy May 17, 2007