To suck slurpee consistancy (liquidy with a tinge of flake or chunkiness) diarrhea out of a male or female partner's sphincter through a flourescent colored twisty straw. Commonly enjoyable for neither party involved.
Dude, last night after my girlfriend put extra hot sauce on her taco on Taco Tuesday night, I gave her a violent Hot Slurpee!
by T&B September 3, 2011
Get the Hot Slurpee mug.When during intercourse, right before the girl climaxes, you whip out a straw and put it into her vagina. Once the straw is tightly shoved in, you start masturbating until you can perform a "money shot" into the straw, which funnels down into her vagina.
"Yo dawg, I got a ho and plastic straw from McDonalds! What should I do?"
"Try out a Massachusetts Slurpee, homie."
"Try out a Massachusetts Slurpee, homie."
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When a girl gives head and it makes a vacuum In her throat.
From TicTok where a girl said Turkey Slurpee and then inhaled a turkey slice.
From TicTok where a girl said Turkey Slurpee and then inhaled a turkey slice.
This girl gave me a Turkey Slurpee and my dick got stuck.
Girl passed out while giving me a Turkey Slurpee.
Girl passed out while giving me a Turkey Slurpee.
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The dirty clothes you pull out of the hamper and throw on yourself, regardless how dirty they are, when you need that slurpee from 7-11 at 2 a.m.
The dirty clothes you pull out of the hamper and throw on yourself, regardless how dirty they are, when you need that slurpee from 7-11 at 2 a.m.
MARY: Hey honey, i'm really craving a cherry slurpee from 7-11, can you go get me one?
TOM: But i'm in my underwear, it's 2a.m. i and don't wanna get up.
MARY: just go into the hamper and grab some "Slurpee Sloppys" to put on
TOM: But i'm in my underwear, it's 2a.m. i and don't wanna get up.
MARY: just go into the hamper and grab some "Slurpee Sloppys" to put on
by Todd Leee May 23, 2008
Get the Slurpee Sloppys mug.i had just taken a sloppy dump when i realized that there was no more toilet paper. i did the next best thing and gave myself a genital slurpee
by burpintootin June 16, 2009
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It is pure slurpee rape.
It rapes your mouth
It rapes your senses
It leads you to rape monkeys
1 Part Orange Slurpee
1 Part Moutain Dew Slurpee
50 Parts Fucking Cherry Vodka
It is pure slurpee rape.
It rapes your mouth
It rapes your senses
It leads you to rape monkeys
by recruiterpoet April 5, 2011
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