When you're such a bum you literally can't even connect the neurons in your head to count to 3.
Can also be used for someone's break smells worse than a decaying skunk.
Can also be used for someone's break smells worse than a decaying skunk.
Dave: Did you see Daisy and Victoria at that party last night?
Greg: Yeah! they fucked up pretty bad. That Victoria is a proper Skúngus.
Greg: Yeah! they fucked up pretty bad. That Victoria is a proper Skúngus.
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Get the sklungus mug.Another term that represents the genitals of a male individual if they do not want to say “dick”, “penis”, “balls” or any other term that represents the male private parts.
Henry: “And suddenly, bro’s slingus slongus got chopped the fuck off by some comically large shears!”
Tim: “What the FUCK is a ‘slingus slongus’!?”
Henry: “Another word for dick.”
Tim: “oh”
Tim: “What the FUCK is a ‘slingus slongus’!?”
Henry: “Another word for dick.”
Tim: “oh”
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