This is to graphic to describe, but it involves the leftover fluid from a texas chili bowl, a possum (dead or alive), a wooden dildo, your schools lunch ladys, and a german dominatrix. The result is the "meat" found in your schools sloppy joes
Lunchlady: who wants some sloppy joes.. I made them extra sloppy for yous kids, cause i know yous likes em sloppy. hahahaha
by JDubz October 23, 2006
Get the Sloppy Joemug. Guy: You think those two girls got their sloppy joe on last night?
Guy 2:They're roommates, those beefs were touchin all night.
Guy 2:They're roommates, those beefs were touchin all night.
by cunt burger 2 January 25, 2011
Get the Sloppy Joemug. When your bonin' a chick in the ass and after you cum in her ass you pull it out, smush them together with your cock in the middle and wipe it off between the cheeks.
by Meat Helmet July 24, 2009
Get the Sloppy Joemug. by DaddyAZ October 26, 2008
Get the Sloppy Joemug. by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019
Get the Sloppy Joemug. Anal sex after the reciever has ingested laxatives. Works best after letting the laxatives take effect. After pulling out, you pretty much have a chili dog, but that definition is already taken with a whole new meaning, so this is now called the "Sloppy Joe".
"Tracy took several X-Lax tablets hours before Keith rammed her bunghole, so when he removed his penis, he noticed they had made a sloppy Joe"
by Tonya and Steve February 13, 2008
Get the Sloppy Joemug. A term used to describe one who lacks fanciness beyond accepted boundaries or exhibits other forms of general irresponsibility.
Mark: Did you see what Tom was wearing yesterday? He looked like he just climbed out of bed.
Ann: Yeah, he's such a sloppy joe.
Ann: Yeah, he's such a sloppy joe.
by Crivello March 24, 2011
Get the Sloppy Joemug.