Sloppy Joe

This is to graphic to describe, but it involves the leftover fluid from a texas chili bowl, a possum (dead or alive), a wooden dildo, your schools lunch ladys, and a german dominatrix. The result is the "meat" found in your schools sloppy joes
Lunchlady: who wants some sloppy joes.. I made them extra sloppy for yous kids, cause i know yous likes em sloppy. hahahaha
by JDubz October 23, 2006
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When two girls are scissoring and their beef touches
Guy: You think those two girls got their sloppy joe on last night?
Guy 2:They're roommates, those beefs were touchin all night.
by cunt burger 2 January 25, 2011
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When your bonin' a chick in the ass and after you cum in her ass you pull it out, smush them together with your cock in the middle and wipe it off between the cheeks.
"I really liked the sloppy joe you gave me last night. But it sure did itch."
by Meat Helmet July 24, 2009
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When you take a dump and then a chick/dude licks your ass instead of using toilet paper.
I was giving him a bumpkin, but I got hungry and gave him a sloppy joe.
by DaddyAZ September 12, 2008
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When you clap your asscheeks while you shit
Peter clapped his cheeks while he pooped making a sloppy Joe for his kids
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Anal sex after the reciever has ingested laxatives. Works best after letting the laxatives take effect. After pulling out, you pretty much have a chili dog, but that definition is already taken with a whole new meaning, so this is now called the "Sloppy Joe".
"Tracy took several X-Lax tablets hours before Keith rammed her bunghole, so when he removed his penis, he noticed they had made a sloppy Joe"
by Tonya and Steve February 13, 2008
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A term used to describe one who lacks fanciness beyond accepted boundaries or exhibits other forms of general irresponsibility.
Mark: Did you see what Tom was wearing yesterday? He looked like he just climbed out of bed.

Ann: Yeah, he's such a sloppy joe.
by Crivello January 14, 2011
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