The stool elf

A mentally handicapped Midget, that deficates in little children's stockings on Christmas eve.

little timmy- mommy there is poo poo in my stocking
mother- oh fuck the stool elf got in the house.

wife- hey bob what is that hideous midget doing?
Bob- oh dont worry thats just the stool elf

by Fillet-o-fetus April 4, 2010

slol

Verb/Noun: /ˈsləl/
Sad lol. FML to a lesser degree. A lol at an unfortunate turn of events: ie. lol at how bad my life is.

A bad photo is posted on facebook of you, you comment 'slol'.

Slol!! Amelia can't come tonight.

I just lost the game, slol.

by MoxieAmelia October 29, 2010

stool drool

n. a visible crusted mix of fecal matter and saliva around the oral region of a person's face after performing anal fellatio on another individual

Benskin spent an entire hour salad tossing in his boss' office and emerged with a smug grin and distinct patches of brown stool drool around the corners of his mouth.

by AnalTox March 2, 2009

sloot tooth

the tooth of a slut. it just rhymes better.

yo, dat sloot tooth andrea needs to get kicked in her teeth.

by cracka barrel August 25, 2010

flesh stool

Another term for a penis, because of how a penis is a fleshy appendage, and a woman (or man, in gay intercourse) sits upon it like a stool.

"Yo brah, I told your mom to take a seat on my flesh stool, and she totally did. Shit was soooo cash."

by Fleshhy October 23, 2009

Stool jewels

Bits of corn in your feces.

Nate wasn't sure whether he'd digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017

bar stool pundit

A sports fan that relies on the most conventional opinion or intuition to predict the outcome of sporting events. Usually, this involves picking the team with the most popular players because of their assumed superiority over their opponents. The term draws off of drunken, opinionated barflies with antiquated knowledge of the sport in question. (abbrev. BSP)

ESPN.com writer and famous bar stool pundit Bill Simmons: "There's no way Brett Farve will fail to come through in the clutch. 24 interceptions this season? None of that will matter--it's the playoffs. The Vikings will win by 17."

by TPat the Dragon March 12, 2011