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Slingshit

When you take a shit so hard it gets shot into the toilet, messing up the toilet walls and creating a big splash.

Also the act of tossing your shit into the air ultimately it lands on someone’s face or something.
You: I just shat so hard I made a slingshit.
Me: I wanted to do a slingshit on my friend’s face.
by gregben March 14, 2022
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slingshot of death

When you take a Giant bong hit (min. of 75cm),blow the inhaled smoke into a ballon,pass it to an acquaintance and ,,slingshoot'' the smoke down his throat.
He just took the slingshot of death and now he is fucked beyond fucked up...
by SweatyBallSack69 July 13, 2016
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Slingshot

The act of flinging a guys dick from in between his legs to slap his stomach.
Guy 1: What did you do this weekend?
Guy 2: I did the slingshot.
by 4MG4m1ng December 2, 2017
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Covid Slingshot

When a male, just before orgasm, pulls their sexual partner’s Covid mask away from their face and ejaculates all over the inside of the mask before letting it go and allowing the cum filled mask to slingshot back into their partner’s face.
“My tinder date last night insisted on wearing her Covid mask during intercourse so when I came I gave her a nice Covid slingshot to the face. Poor thing had her mouth open and took a ballistic cum shot to the throat that had her choking up semen for the rest of the night.”
by MChamm3r January 20, 2022
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Polaris Slingshot

Like the Chevy Corvette, its a popular choice of vehicle for men going through a midlife crisis, except whilst the Corvette is for old White guys, the Slingshot is for middle aged men of all races.

Often times the drivers of these motorized tricycles have “fade” haircuts or are bald, they’ll sport a flat billed name-brand cap and have some color tinted aviators. They’ll drive around major social areas like hotels, colleges, landmarks blasting rock or rap music hoping to score some women.

It can be said the Polaris slingshot is a midlife crisis mobile for wiggers.
John: yo whats poppin dawg my new polaris slingshot I drive around high schools checking out chicks yo
by Connor4333 February 21, 2023
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slugshot

When a guy cums so hard on a girls face, it leaves a "Slug" like pattern on her
I slugshoted on her face... :D
by Shaggy1023 October 3, 2014
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Longshot

When a man climaxes and fires his load several feet, typically on a woman's breast, face, eye, etc.
I can't believe he longshot me last night, my eye is still red.
by Grimm1313 November 3, 2012
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