by marmalade drexel August 20, 2009
by Hiness303 November 3, 2021
Its when you ejaculate in a sock (preferably cotton) multiple time and you run up to someone who is sleeping or just walking in the street and Pimp Smack them in the face with it.
Guy1 : *walking normaly in the street*
Guy2: Runs up and hits him with a sock.
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS ON MY FACE!?
Guy2: You just got... Slimy Socked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guy2: Runs up and hits him with a sock.
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS ON MY FACE!?
Guy2: You just got... Slimy Socked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Jewish Emu May 10, 2011
A bitch that is fucked, beaten and shitted on my a dead whale. Is then payed with a bucket of horse urine mixed with gorilla sperm.
You slimy whore!
by Aeroed May 20, 2016
A mixed drink, consisting of a shot of any alcohol in which the bartender's testicles have been dipped.
Girl 1: "I'll have a Sex on the Beach."
Girl 2: "Hmm, what should I have?"
Barkeep: "How about a slimy scrotum?"
Girls 1 and 2: "What's that?!"
Barkeep: "A shot of whatever you like and I dip my boys in it."
Girl 2: "Hmm, what should I have?"
Barkeep: "How about a slimy scrotum?"
Girls 1 and 2: "What's that?!"
Barkeep: "A shot of whatever you like and I dip my boys in it."
by EAT DA POO POO November 28, 2010
Slimy Ste's will trick you into thinking they're the one when really they're just fuck boys in disguise. They LOVE their egos to be brushed and will play their current girlfriend and ex off against each other so that they can have their cake and eat it with both of them. The cherry ontop of the cake is that even though everyone's getting a piece of his sausage... it's honestly not even all that. Don't cry about a Slimy Ste move on and be thankful that you're free.
'Eee don't touch that Slimy Ste you don't know where he's been.'
'that Slimy Ste loves a double dip'
'that Slimy Ste loves a double dip'
by DoneGirl August 13, 2019
while performing the slimy shoe you must take someones shoe and repeatedly cum in the shoe then quickly replace the shoe for someone to wear them.
bob took toquetoe's shoes and cummed in them so when toquetoe put the shoes on she screamed slimy shoe.
by crandlecooper January 24, 2009