San Juan Slider

When you pull out during drunken anal sex and a turd slides out right after your dick.

Gregg was a little surprised when the San Juan Slider hit his foot after he finished in her ass at the wedding in Roche Harbor.

by Gregg69420 August 26, 2021

Slider

Someone who has sex with multiple people in short amount of time; whore

Sarah is a slider, she let the whole crew smash

by Makingprogress November 11, 2019

Texas Slider

A monster sized shit, may be runny or hard, that occurrs after a heavy night of drinking and eating breakfast at 3:00 am.

I laid a classic Texas Slider after last night's bingo tournament.

by Josh "Vern" Smyth May 22, 2006

Ink Slider

Someone who likes to sit on the tip of a pen, prefferably so that it slides into the anus. A way for a female (or male) to pleasure themselves in a school or university classroom.

Man! David was being a real Ink Slider today during japanese class

by seanrauharo May 9, 2007

vinaigrette slider

When, during the act of fellatio, the giving partner gags on the penis of the receiving partner and vomits a small amount of stomach acid, mucus, and saliva onto the penis. This "vinegary" liquid is then used to further facilitate the fellatio and/or masturbation as an added lubricant. When depicted on video, this vinegary substance is typically spit aggressively at the receiving penis before being re-incorporated into the sexual act.

My girlfriend gagged when she was blowing me the other night, but she just spit it on my dick and turned it into a vinaigrette slider.

by jedbob December 11, 2009

Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider

Term used to describe a dump, at least 6" in length, that moves slowly out of the ass and into the bowl, usually producing little to no sound and never any splashback.

Because it was a Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider, the poor soul in the next stall was unaware that Jim had taken a dump until it crept up his nose.

by Ducati Jeff September 11, 2006

Carpet Sliders

The most sexually satisfying children's toy of our generation. They slide so smoothly across the carpet it feels like you're having sex. Also called, "sex sliders."

I almost reached climax when I played with my carpet sliders.

by DiggabaVaginas1234 March 7, 2011