Salty sledgehammer 

smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.

Wow that was good salty sledgehammer

Salty sledgehammer by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020

alabama sledgehammer 

This act has a cult following in the necrophilia and coprophilia underground where most acts are of a more humane and consenting nature than the original occurance in that all parties are alive by the end of the escapade.

The Alabama Sledgehammer is defined as a sexual excapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a batman suit, and a man who sodomises the lying man. The man in the batman suit defecates on the sodomiser's erect genetalia and stands in a super hero pose while the sodomiser sodomises the lying man. The difference between the necrophiles and the coprophiles is mainly the absence of the corpse, being that coprophiles dont alway's have the urge to sodomise corpses as necrophiles do.

alabama sledgehammer by Andy5 May 17, 2006

Polish Sledgehammer 

The act of a thirteen year-old boy jumping off of a trampoline or rooftop and slamming his chode onto an unsuspecting female, rupturing her spleen and ovaries.

"Why Clarence, I'm afraid that Julie won't be able to have children after receiving that brutal Polish Sledgehammer from Tommy."

Polish Sledgehammer by Bernie and Timenzo January 29, 2008

lebanese sledgehammer 

When a Lebanese girl puts her fist in your ass.

I screamed in pain when she gave me my first Lebanese sledgehammer.

lebanese sledgehammer by Ckr806 September 24, 2017

tokyo sledgehammer 

The process of doing a line of cocaine in each nostril simultaneously

Bro did you see Tyler? That was a crazy Tokyo sledgehammer!!!

tokyo sledgehammer by Zardog April 2, 2019

Slovakian Sledgehammer 

When your partner lies face-up on the floor, and you jump off a table face down and land on top, and inside of them.

Warning: only for trained professionals, any attempt to perform this without the proper training will likely result in a concussion and/or a snapped or severed penis.

Dude where have you been I haven't seen you in a week?!

I was in hospital

Oh no! What happened?

I tried the Slovakian Sledgehammer on my girlfriend Lisa and I broke my penis

Oh damn, we've all been there man *laughter*

Oh really, you've tried it before?

No man, I meant we've all been on top of Lisa.

Slovakian Sledgehammer by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022

Southern sledgehammer 

When a tick bites the head of your penis and it swells.

Sorry babe, no sex tonight. I was in the woods today and came home with a southern sledgehammer

Southern sledgehammer by Adenamarie July 25, 2023