Slagslut

Someone that's so much of a slut or a slag that neither word alone cuts it - so they're a Slagslut. Can also be used to ironically describe a 19+ year old virgin. Also a generic insult, typically for if someone ignores (pies) you on Messenger. Not gender-specific: can be used by all genders towards all genders.

1 Literal Use: He slept with 13 women last night. What a god-damn slagslut.

2 Generic insult: How dare you eat my cake you slagslut!

3 Ignored on Messenger: OH MY GOD YOU'VE LEFT ME ON READ FOR 4 DAYS YOU SLAGSLUT!!!

4 Ironically: He's a virgin at 23. What a slagslut.

by Lefty Power 123 September 1, 2018

sadsourhours

A moment of great sadness and depression

I'm in my sadsourhours

by Sourmelones October 18, 2018

beef slabs

the slabs of beef on a vagina

her beef slabs ate my penis

by YOMMAMA April 12, 2014

Sadsturbation

masturbating while sad.

"My girlfriend broke up with me, so im left to sadsturbation."

by a guy who is a guy February 18, 2015

the salads

A fun fast paced rock band based in canada

the salads wrote that song "today is your lucky day" and several other fun lighthearted songs

by RED I October 23, 2006

sadsturbation

Masturbation while in a state of emotional discord as a futile means to pacify pain.

You remember that weird, but kinda hot sadsturbation scene with Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive?

by RoniNix September 18, 2011

sladden

A small phallic shape, often used for anal stretching before intercourse.

"Pass me that sladden babe, I'm prepping for big cock"

by Boo yah October 19, 2015