slacking-off

The act of one giving themselves an over-the-pants handie, whereas they are either unable or too lazy to pull their pants down and masturbate correctly.

"This morning at work John was totally caught slacking-off under his desk."

"I always slack-off at dinner on the first date."

by StonyBear November 10, 2011

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Slacking

To leave the house without a firearm.

You out here with no burner, you slacking

by RayWallace January 23, 2020

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A student, or intellectual, whom regularly isn't intellectually curious about every aspect of their discipline. Also a student, or intellectual, whom regularly finds ways to reduce his/her workload, due to laziness.

The slackademic spent most of lecture analyzing the professor's words and emotions in order to glean only the most important ideas to reduce the amount of material to review in preparation for the exam.

by slackademic August 25, 2004

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multi slacking

Like Multi Tasking, only the complete opposite: Doing nothing in several tasks at the same time, or avoiding several obligations.

I'm so tired, I been multi slacking in math and English and with my gf.

by Teakay July 20, 2008

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Slackerina

The graceful art of slacking. One who gracefully slacks.

Todd: Do you have the pictures ready yet?

Trish: Oh, sorry man, only 1/2 way through them. Still need to edit.

Todd: Could you be a bit more of a slackerina? People are waiting for them.

Trish: I'm an artist, Todd. You can't rush it.

by Pattyrea October 3, 2009

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