twisted shits 

The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.

"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."

twisted shits by Big $exy! January 31, 2020

shitshow 

When everything turns out Extremely Horrible!

Last night was really a shitshow; I'm telling you!!

shitshow by Starchylde December 29, 2014

Paul Walker Shits

When you run to the bathroom and take a shit that is very fast but mad furious. A Paul Walker Shit usually occurs the day after indulging in some 4th meal at Taco Bell or drinking MD 20/20.

Tyler: Dude I ate some 4th meal last night whilst washing it down with some MD 20/20. My guts are geekin. I gotta take a shit. I'm out.

Strap: Dude look at Tyler run to the shitter. He's got the Paul Walker Shits.

Paul Walker Shits by Sweaty Waters April 15, 2014

meat shits 

The phenomenon of getting high-volume diarrhea from eating copious amounts of meat (buffet-style, typically.)

After thee hours at the churrascaria (Brazilian all-you-can-eat carnivore house of delights), I got a serious case of the meat shits.

meat shits by Count de Monet February 9, 2012

Massive Two Shits 

Another name for the state of Massachusetts.

I hate going to Boston in Massive two shits for business.

Massive Two Shits by ThePPH February 10, 2015

Shitskid 

noun~ A small annoying child, who is a direct product of asshole parents. Dubbed, said name, for being as persistent as those tough to get out stains.

The neighbors little shitskid, keeps fuckin' with my dog. I guess I'm going to trade the dog for a box of bees.

Shitskid by Squeakster February 17, 2009

coffee shits 

when you drink a lot of coffee on an empty stomach, and then in about an hour or so you have to shit

Yo dude, i went to dunkies this morning, had a few medium regulars, and then all throughout the day i had the coffee shits

coffee shits by MSHiggins December 18, 2008