Jeff Skinner

The craziest motherfucking NHL player you will ever meet. Constantly cusses and gets in major fights.

"Did you see that huge fight during the Hurricanes game last night?"

"Yeah, Jeff Skinner pwned that bitch down."

by Stormy97 October 14, 2011

skinner ball

The name given to the firm yet squishy balls of phlegm often coughed up by smokers. Named after Australian woman Alex Skinner, the gelatinous ball of tar and mystery substance can be squished between two fingers and still retain its original form.

Gross, I just coughed up a Skinner Ball

by The name's Ray November 1, 2020

dick skinner

what Marines call your hand

Get your dick skinners out of your pockets.

by Gary M June 19, 2003

jerkline skinner

n. Of North American origin. A jerkline is a single rein that runs to the lead animal in a team of mules or horses.

1. A driver who can control the team by use of the jerkline.

2. One who's abilities to construct a spliff are of an extremely low standard.

Slim, you're the best darned Jerkline Skinner that I ever layed eyes on.

I'm not smoking that your majesty, it looks as if it's been rolled by a jerkline skinner.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

scunnered

Scots word meaning meaning to be disgusted, bored or simply fed up

Look at the face on him! He's well scunnered.

by mjv December 25, 2005

skinseedbot

the asshole that bans cool people

man skinseedbot sure is a fucking asshole

by simpIord August 21, 2020

i like my men skinned sorry

a response to inconsiderate boy catcalling women, meant to confuse the catcaller and discourage them to catcall again

boy: *whistles*
woman: i like my men skinned sorry
boy: *confused because their pea brain can’t process anything other than praise*

by *laughs manically* October 13, 2020