sistered

To be raped and made somebody's prison bitch. (ie Shawshank Redemption)

also sistering

So we when we went to jail Mike totally got sistered.

by Chunkymonkey102 November 16, 2009

Sister

God's worst screwup, made to teach brothers how unattractive and morally wrong the opposite sex really is.

My sister just PMSed all over me, in every way possible.

by Mac11 October 06, 2004

Sister

Your sibling that usually gets you in trouble, and tattletales 24/7/365.

Ugh, my sister keeps getting me in trouble.

by Santa Nugg December 04, 2018

sister

(Verb) To terminate something in an abrubt or unexpected fashion. Derived from the sudden ending of Sergio's (BE) performance ("Sister") at the Eurovision songfestival in 2002.

After Jack was diagnosed with several STD's, he sistered his relationship with Svetlana.

"Art. 3: Watching midgetporn during working hours will sister this contract of employment and nullify all duties of the employer."

The problem with urinating from the Eifeltower is that you can't sister if the security guard catches you.

by Nasemeister December 12, 2012

Sister

Used in Texas or other southern states as a synonym for wife

"this is my wife/sister"

by GayFlute January 19, 2017

sister

1.A black female
2.A word that can be used in a greeting to show friendship of a black female.

1.Is the girl you was talking about a sister? (Sista.)
2. What's up mah Sista?

by JR. December 12, 2004

Sistering

A condition where the male partner in a relationship clearly adores or is simply in love with their current partners sister. Given the opportunity all those diagnosed with this condition would instantly embark upon a new relationship with the sibling, at the drop of a hat.

"Ssup, dawg"?
'"I've been a twot! 20 years and I'm still sistering for Nettie. Poor Rene never stood a chance and she's a fucking shrew while I'm at it".
"That's harsh, Bred".

by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016