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Stretched Pajamas

When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".
"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"

"Dude that's disgusting!"
by Burzonic July 21, 2016
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Stretchedy

When something is incredibly difficult, and you juts can't handle it and you've stretched your limits.
"Leri and Vordemy are being so Stretchedy"
"This maths is so stretchedy."
by hrWOIRHWEIORHIOWHRIOWE October 5, 2018
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Stretched Tire

when a woman uses an large dildo to stretch out a mans anus
after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after
by RdRocket September 14, 2018
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Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.
Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.
by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021
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stretched-gag

a gaging vacuum felt in the throat when a person deep throats a small cock right after deep throating a large cock. the small cock tickles the expanded opened up throat from the large cock.
Riley had a stretched-gag when she went down on Tom, she had just gone down on John, John is bigger...
by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021
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StretchedMC

A Guy that IS INSANE at minecraft pvp, he even GOT INTO GAMER'S REACT.
OMG ITS StretchedMC IN GAMER'S React
by OneIsOnlyPoggers February 3, 2022
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sirfetch'd

The best fucking pokemon to ever exist other than greninja like cmon who wouldnt want a ninja frog its just cool as shit
guy: look a sirfetch'd

me: nigga really?
by froghumper98 July 11, 2022
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