Simpostor

Someone who fails to cover up that they're not a simp. They try to act manly and alpha-like but end up crumbling in front of a woman. Simpostors usually attempt to hide their secret from everyone. Some may last longer than others. Another definition of Simpostor is when a person simps so much in Among Us that they try to lie-low as much as possible and end up losing the game.

So you ARE a simp, filthy simpostor

by shutmouth November 25, 2020

simpstagram

A secret Instagram a simp uses to follow females or males they find attractive

" I gotta add that chick onto my simpstagram she's so fuckin hot"

by Pteri March 21, 2022

Simpstagram

An Instagram account that is usually kept a secret by it's owner. A simpstagram is normally kept a secret because it is used to follow female or males the owner finds attractive

"I hope that girl accepts the follow request from my simpstagram she's fuckin hot"

by Pteri March 21, 2022

simpest

kys

you should simpest

by im gunna kms January 9, 2023

Simpstress

A simpstress is a woman who appeals to simps in attempts for money, fame, or attention.

Guy 1: Allinity is a simpstress.

Guy 2: Total simpstress.

by JTK42 April 28, 2020

simpitism

Simpitism is the force of someone simping so hard that they soon envelope everyone that they care about into a storm of "I love her!!" and "We are perfect for each other!" The person who is having the simpitism soon either decides to quit simping or they simp harder.

Guy1: Bro, Humphrey's simpitism almost got him arrested last night!
Guy2: Humphrey needs to stop simping!

by TheGarfunkle March 21, 2020

simplist

Doing it the easiest way possible, keep it simple Stupid KISS METHOD. No unnecessary steps to be taken i.e., gift cards instead of looking for the perfect gift that’s not perfection or perfect let them pick it out. Eliminate stress from your life due to unnecessary decisions, issues, concerns.

Simplist : I buy gift cards to make it easy for me

by Bunt Jones December 24, 2019