Simp

Squirrels
In
My
Pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P (simp), Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...

by B-bree April 5, 2020

The Simp

one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with

Daniel is quite literally the simp of the century.

by Conrad Lakeem @ Trenches April 17, 2020

SIMP

Sexually

Incompetent

Man
Pressure

Simp- Men trying to pressure women into having sex with them but fail

by 131313131313131313131313 December 5, 2021

simp

(as a verb) to express great appreciation for someone to the point of putting them on a pedestal, can be used in both the platonic and/or romantic sense

person 1: i’m so lonely, i really want someone to simp
person 2: well there’s this one person who’s just your type
person 1: oh, no, no! i mean i just want a friend to platonically crush over
person 2: ahhh i get it

by simps4sale October 11, 2020

No Simp

The equivalent of saying "No Homo" except used in cases you would normally be considered as simping. If you compliment a girl you have to say "No simp" afterwards or you are a simp. Usage of more than once a day makes the phrase invalid.

Example: Hey, your hair looks nice today, Belinda. No simp.

by PropheticLies May 6, 2020

Simp

A term usually thrown around randomly now, a simp is someone who will do nice things for his crush in order to win her affection. Simps can go as far as donating tons of money to a girl, or bashing others/themselves. They typically do not get the girl.

Correct usage:
John: I just bought Janet a new watch, hopefully she’ll finally like me.
Brad: Dude, quit being such a simp.

Incorrect Usage:
Cole: Stacy and I are going out today.
Alex: Simp!

by gerardington March 27, 2020

simp

Suckers idolising mediocre pussy

Dude that guy is simping for poki.

by GoodGuyEntity October 10, 2020