Boy: *Hits girl* *calls her a b#tch*
*1 hour later*
Girl: Some dude tried Gorilla Simpin to win me over, I didn't work out though
*1 hour later*
Girl: Some dude tried Gorilla Simpin to win me over, I didn't work out though
by GrandSider August 7, 2020
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The most wonderful, amazing, and beautiful girl in the world. She can be awkward sometimes but once you get to know her, you'll love her. Once you get to love her, you can't stop! She has a beautiful smile and eyes that can stare deep into a man's soul! She's the best girl a dude could ask for and a great friend. She has a lot of frenemies . If you ever get a chance to meet one, or even date one, you're very lucky! If you know one but you guys aren't dating, all I'll say is that you're missing out...
The most wonderful, amazing, and beautiful girl in the world. She can be awkward sometimes but once you get to know her, you'll love her. Once you get to love her, you can't stop! She has a beautiful smile and eyes that can stare deep into a man's soul! She's the best girl a dude could ask for and a great friend. She has a lot of frenemies . If you ever get a chance to meet one, or even date one, you're very lucky! If you know one but you guys aren't dating, all I'll say is that you're missing out...
Simi sola
Boy 1: Yo bro, who's that chick over there?
Boy 2: Oh, her? I don't know
Boy 1: Damn bro! She's so perfect!
Boy 3: I KNOW RIGHT????? She has to be a Simisola...
*Simi walks by*
Boy 1: Yo bro, who's that chick over there?
Boy 2: Oh, her? I don't know
Boy 1: Damn bro! She's so perfect!
Boy 3: I KNOW RIGHT????? She has to be a Simisola...
*Simi walks by*
by Reality being July 6, 2019
Get the Simisola mug.'Simping' is the art of trying to act like a girl's boyfriend when you don't really even know her, when she already has a boyfriend, or when she has explicitly stated she is not interested in you romantically. The 'Simp' convinces himself that he is more important than he actually is AND that he is sexually desirable to his person of obsession. It's nothing but a delusion, but you bet your ass he will do anything and everything for his person of obsession, especially if she has a boyfriend. If she's got a boyfriend, the 'Simp' goes into full competition mode and sets himself out to prove he 'does things her shitty boyfriend would never do'. For his efforts, the 'Simp' receives almost nothing in return from the person he has targeted, and rightfully so. 'Simps' spend their money, time, and life giving everything to someone who gives them nothing in return except maybe a little attention every now and then just to keep them on the hook. Also, this is really important, some women are aware of the simp(s) in her life & some aren't. It all depends on the situation, so don't automatically assume every single female has a horde of 'Simps' that she's using to pay her rent and car insurance every month. However, If she is aware of her simp(s) AND has not cut them out completely, then you bet your ass she is entertaining them ever so slightly to be able to get what she wants out of them. More power to her though, you go girl, that's a fucking sweet deal.
Jason is simping hardcore, bro. He's giving Gabby rides to and from work every day, and he spent $250 on her birthday present. She even told him that her boyfriend forgot to get her a present, and that's the last thing he needed to know because now he's convinced himself he actually has a chance!
by KeyLimeElf July 30, 2020
Get the Simping mug.verb: Simping for some one in a platonic sense; wanting to be someone's friend really bad, or in a simp-like manor. Usually used by people on the asexual/aromantic spectrum to express attraction to someone that isn't sexual/romantic.
Avery, watching tv: Aww, Yamaguchi is such an angel, I would love to just hang out with him!
Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!
Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!
by UshiwakaIsAsexual January 22, 2021
Get the platonic simping mug.A literary device used by various hip-hop artists, the likeless simile is a simile without the words like or as prior to the descriptive part of the sentence.
For instance, in the song Bed Rock by Young Money, the
following line contains a likeless simile:
"I just be coming off the top; asbestos"
This line in simile form would be as follows:
"I just be coming off the top like asbestos"
Since the word like was omitted from the simile, it is a likeless simile.
Other examples of the Likeless similie include:
In Kanye West's "Good Morning":
"You got d's, motherfucker, d's, (like) Rosie Perez."
In Drake's "Forever":
"Swimmin' in the money, come and find me, (like) Nemo"
In Young Money's "Bed Rock":
"Shake and bake, (like) Ricky Bobby
For instance, in the song Bed Rock by Young Money, the
following line contains a likeless simile:
"I just be coming off the top; asbestos"
This line in simile form would be as follows:
"I just be coming off the top like asbestos"
Since the word like was omitted from the simile, it is a likeless simile.
Other examples of the Likeless similie include:
In Kanye West's "Good Morning":
"You got d's, motherfucker, d's, (like) Rosie Perez."
In Drake's "Forever":
"Swimmin' in the money, come and find me, (like) Nemo"
In Young Money's "Bed Rock":
"Shake and bake, (like) Ricky Bobby
by leroy.jenkins May 3, 2010
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