Shmoop

the act of reading a summary of text off of the internet

Did u shmoop the english homework last night.
or
Everyone be quiet I am shmooping.

by TheAmbassador April 5, 2013

shmoopy

a term of endearment, someone you love very much

I love you good, shmoopy.

by lenny peer May 2, 2005

Shmool

The frothy aftermath left on your ball sack after an extended sex session.

Excuse me while I go clean the shmool off my balls.

by TheDonger October 25, 2013

Shmooie

shmooie means retard so scream it in class and annoy your teacher with it and nobody will no what it means.

Blake Ayo Terry, fuck goin on

Garrett Blake you’re literally a shmooie

Blake Garrett you’re literally puppy chow

by Mjlhoe January 30, 2020

New Shmoo

A white, amorphous blob that was in no way different to the old shmoo.

Originated from the valley of the Shmoon.

The New Shmoo is the mascot of Mighty Mysteries Comics

by newshmoo August 22, 2006

shmoogly

The state of being so tired that you feel high. When it's 3 in the morning and everything seems hilarious, you're shmoogly.

Friend 1: goulash.
Friend 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god I wet myself
Friend 1: dude, you are so shmoogly it's insane

by hanzo87 September 13, 2008

Shmoogle

A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.

Don’t go into the bathroom billy I just left a Shmoogle in there and the place is a mess.

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019