Siamese Sausages

Two gentlemen with identical penises.

“Dude I was in the shower yesterday and couldn’t help but notice that Seth and Lance have Siamese Sausages. They even feel the same, bro!”

by Lil’ Bonner March 28, 2021

street sideshow

An informal demonstration of automotive stunts often held in empty parking lots and vacant streets, having first appeared in Oakland, California in the 1980s as social gatherings of youth.

I was not allowed to go to street sideshows when I was a teenager and I knew that if I did, there would be hell to pay!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021

siamese cat fight

When two chinese girls get in a fight. (Like a cat fight but with chinese girls.)

" oh shit, there's a siamese cat fight going on over there."

" I was so mad at her, I almost started up a siamese cat fight."

by L.Macrae.Pats May 25, 2009

both sides of the mouth

1.When a person says things they really don't mean.

2.To not own what one says.

3.two faced

"It became hard for Micheal to take Melanie seriously. She talks from both sides of the mouth."

by sauerpower June 11, 2006

second semester senior

A victim of senioritis. Often displays symptoms of apathy, procrastination with the realization that it-be 'it' school, sports, whatever-doesn't really matter anymore. Second semester seniors can be found lying in bed, on facebook, at a party, or anywhere that requires the least amount of work possible. The most important question to a second semester senior is:
'Does it REALLY matter?'

Students are no longer considered a second semester senior once they have graduated, whereafter procrastination and laziness is their own damn fault.
A second semester senior may have been anybody before senioritis hit- an IB/AP whiz, stoner, that foreign kid- because senioritis will claim anyone and everyone as its victim.

yo holmes, i ain't doin my psych poll- im a second semester seniorrr.

A second semester senior receives an F for both achievement and effort.

I am writing this definition instead of filling out scholarship info.
It is a good choice.

by tragicomedy January 23, 2009

Siamese saddle

When ur fucking a 2 headed girl and one is sucking ur dick while the other is eating your ass.

I did the Siamese saddle with Abigail and Brittany Hensel.

by Dingle Quandale the third May 20, 2022

samesies

1) 'right back at you'
2) 'me too'
3) ditto

Person A: "I flirt with you all the time in math class"
Person B: "Samesies"

by PZP September 11, 2007