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samast

A fat, pudgy, jello-like blob that can be used for any purpose.
person 1: EW, what's that
person 2: well, it's a samast
person 1: touch it
person 2: haha it jiggles
by TheCrazedAdventurer June 24, 2014
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Poison Simac

Poison Simac is cut from the same cloth as Bat Shit Bachman and Slaughter house Sarah Palin.
One of the cookie cutter Republicans being financed by the GOP and sold to unsuspecting sheeple of Wisconsin.

Poison Simac's entire campaign is based upon Jim Holperin's heroic action to stall Scooter Wanker's attempts to destroy the middle class in Wisconsin Fitzwalkerstan.
Poison Simac is still another example of ignorant voters cutting their own throats!
Poison Simac stands as a broken family values candidate, what a Hypocrite.Wisconsin Circuit Court Access Program (CCAP) (Simac, known as Kim Maillette, filed for divorce from her first husband on the exact same day that her current husband, Arthur Simac, filed for divorce from his now ex-wife.
by Hatchetman1 July 10, 2011
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Simantha

simantha is definetely the greatest friend a girl can ever have. if you are feeling down or alone she will always find you and brighten your day. she puts a smile on her face to please others even when shes not doing that great. shes beautiful inside and out and her personality is amazingly wonderful. you would absolutely love to have a simantha for a friend.
i met a Simantha today and she brightened up my world
by Twinxx September 15, 2013
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Silas

The most amazing guy in the world. Sweet, funny, charming. He's everything a girl could want and more. He loves video games, and is a complete gentleman. He will put his whole heart into everything he does. He is so nice, and is always genuine and true. Not to mention he is so amazingly gorgeous.
"Wow, that guy is so nice, he must be a Silas."
by iloveyou251211 November 4, 2011
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Simar

A really beautiful woman or girl, who is surely to catch the attention of every boy around her. Simar can be compared to a diamond, flowers,a rainbow, and anything else beautiful
Oh my god, that girl is so beautiful.
Must be a Simar
by aapkabaap September 2, 2014
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samasia

a weird lovable peanut head. she can be HIGHLY HIGHLY annoying, but she is lovable and loyal. she loves food, and is very very pretty. and despite her weirdness, she is going to be the best person you know.
Person A: Susan is so dumb and mean.
Person B: You should get friends that are like Samasia, they're the best kind of people to associate with
Person A: How would you know?
Person B: Because my best friend is named Samasia!
by ninjathatsmashedyourmom April 22, 2017
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Silas Dogood

A jealous, insecure, backstabbing female who can not keep her legs closed

A manipulative long-time "believed to be" female friend who envies and wants your life. She will create smear campaigns, cause conflicts between you and your friends, family and partner. She believes she deserves YOUR life more than you do and will go out of her way to destroy it, then blame it all on you.

An overt narcissistic, trashy female who behaves in a well rounded manner, yet has the morals and standards of a bar slut.
Pay no attention to her underlying insults and backhanded compliments, she is just a Silas Dogood and it would do you good to stay away from her.

You're such a Silas Dogood. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too
by idgjigto August 31, 2020
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