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silver haired middle aged white man

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
by ?fruit March 31, 2017
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Sillyism

A religion founded by the prophet Maximilian Arthur Fosh
A: “I believe in Christianity so I’m a Christian, what religion do you believe in?”
B: “ I believe in Sillyism so I am a Silly Billy
by svrinx November 13, 2022
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She's gorgeous! She must be a Silvy.
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silver charm circle

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I can't believe I lost my Breitling in that bitch's silver charm circle.
by Lars von Schittenberg October 6, 2012
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me: Silence wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy
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