Negative Sideburns

Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline. The reasons for this are unclear.

negativesideburns.com

"Hey Dude, have you checked out Petr Klima's negative sideburns?"

by Petr Klima April 19, 2009

Sideburst

A combination of sidetracked and outburst, referring to a random off-topic outburst in a conversation.

Person 1: "...and that's how I broke my ankle."
Person 2: "Cheesecake!"
Person 1: "What?"
Person 2: "Sorry for the sideburst, I got a craving."

by NYcJ89 December 11, 2011

Mexican sideburns

Hairy Inside Of the Leg. Usally Found On Females Below The Vagina. Looks Like Side Burns On the Inside Of the Leg

Jim: Hey I Rooted this Chick Last night
Josh: Yea?
Jim: Shit She Had Hairy Mexican Sideburns.

by Taumata March 10, 2008

sideburns

Strips of hair that can be shaven into various forms on the side of one's face.

Many Different Forms include: Astroturf, Handlebars, Chinstraps, Stripes, American Flags, and Naked Ladies.

Mark Waldrop has sideburns like a Baboon, but they still aren't as bad as David Kent's.

by Kyle E Mcpherson November 13, 2005

negative sideburns

Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline . the reasons for this are unclear, but may be a protective mechanism against inadvertently displaying ginger burns.

Did you see our bosses new haircut?
Yes he's certainly gone a bit razor happy, he now has negative sideburns.

by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

SideburnZ

A man who takes pride in friends he will never meet in real life. He sleeps in his closet on most nights, and doesn't bathe. Also he has a sock that he wears on his left hand that has a face similar to his great-grandpa's and he spends time talking to this sock on his hand.

SideburnZ just spent twelve hours in his closet talking to his sock again while Masturbating to his winter boots.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong September 9, 2004

negative sideburns

occur when the side burns are cut even with the top of the curl of the ear or shorter. Sightings are primarily in rural and suburban areas, but every once and a while urban sightings happen.

Omg that hill billy has some "negative sideburns".

by the wolf-man April 4, 2009