Swonking

The ability to suck your own dick

Billy: Is that guy swonking over there?
Jim: I think he might
Billy: Nasty

by SWONK September 16, 2014

shwooking

facebooking whilst shitting. Posting statuses about being on the toilet

Baylie was shwooking in the bathroom.

by the original shwooker April 16, 2014

swonking

The action of doing something completely badass without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if drunk, high, or simply really euphoric or excited.

Dude 1: Holy crap! Oh my god! Holy crap! Oh my god!
Dude 2: (To Dude 3) Jesus Christ! How many pills did he swallow?
(Dude 1 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Shit! He high AF dude, he be swonking!

by HitlerOfGrammar June 16, 2016

swonking

The action of doing something amazing without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if under the influence.

Dude 1: Jeez, what did he smoke?
(Dude 2 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Jesus! He is filled to the brim with that shit! He's swonking!

by HitlerOfGrammar December 6, 2017

skwonking

The act of performing a skwonk.

Gerald was angrily skwonking Georgina.

by RowanBee March 3, 2019

Shhwinking

The act of being hot, sexy, hungry, horny, high, hungry, and drunk at the same time

Brittany was shhwinking after brunch because that’s just how it is in the country

by Kylehair August 21, 2020

Shinking

The act of a male masturbating oneself while taking a shit.

He kept annoying his colleagues because he was shinking all the time

by Salade de fruit June 9, 2021