Shwigter

Any action, preformed when not wanting to do that action.Sort of like the nose game, but every one has to do something different than everyone else.

He called shwigter when he didnt want to get up off the chair and turn the T.V. on.

by Crabby, the crab shack mascott September 26, 2005

Shitty Shifter

The act of a lesbian going anal with any type of shift lever.

You should have been with us last night, Abby performed a shitty shifter in my pickup and now it smells like sweaty ass and anal orgasms!

by not batman... ok fine batman. May 8, 2011

Pie Shifter

Refers to someone who can go into a petrol station and clear the whole shelf of Ginster's pasties in one visit.

"Wow did you see that guy eat all those pasties? What a pie shifter."

by Ferg1 June 26, 2012

sheet shifter

When a person intentionally leaves one sheet of toilet paper on a roll, shifting the responsibility for putting a new roll on to the next hapless user. The next user may discover too late that the supply is insufficient and have to hop over to the closet with their pants around their ankles to get a new roll. In a frat house it is unlikely that there is another roll. This individual is the lowest of the low rollers.

Hey dude, can't you let people know that the TP is used up? I had to fish some dirty tissues out of the trash to wipe my ass with. Stop being a sheet shifter you asswipe.

by pelicanellie June 13, 2014

kentucky spine shifter

Supplies:
A pack of frozen marbles
A slip and slide
A pair of kid size 4 soccer cleats
Fishing line "the strong stuff"
Philips head screwdriver WOMAN ADVISORY!!! its the one that looks like the plus sign--
Eyepatch
Bon Jovi CD (demo if possible)

Procedure-
Reverse hogtie your girlfriend (or for our friends in kentucky your sisters and/or moms are ok)
set up the slip n slide on stair case
put marbles in cleats and hit her/them in their good eye at the same time as you push her/them down the slip and slide
listen to bon jovi CD
give eyepatch to victim

return screwdriver

See kentucky spine shifter youtube

by mcsourmilk April 20, 2014

swifter

noun: Stereotype founded in New Jersey by a bunch of kids (origin: Controversial 2). made up of people who like to have variety in their lives and defy all other labels. the wardrobe of an everyday swifter comes from a plethora of different styles. (e.g. punk, preppy, indie, emo, scene, retro, mosher, skateboard, surfer, etc.) overall swifters follow their own paths and nobody elses. their personality is all their own and they listen to any type of music. NOTE: SWIFTERS DO NOT KNOW THEY ARE SWIFTERS.

You'se such a swifter. And I don't mean the vacuum cleaner.

by NINAnMELYKA July 14, 2008

Loose Shifter

One who presses too lightly on the "Shift" key, thereby causing breaks in strings of exclamation/question marks.

Loose Shifter: THATS SO COOL!!111!!!!1

Annoyed Person: You are such a loose shifter.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003