Shwepp

The meaning of whatever pops into one's head when nothing else does.

*silence*
You: So how 'bout them Lakers?

- a moment of shwepp -

by kingofshwepp June 30, 2009

Shpemp

The dried remains of an ejaculation after it oozes from a woman's vagina and is not cleaned immediately after sex

I banged this nasty skank last night and she woke up this morning stuck to the sheets with shpemp

by The Aristocrat May 1, 2014

shwumpy

Rough, uneven, or cracked pavement or other type of ground. Something that would not be desirable to travel over with small wheels such as those of a skateboard.

I don't think I can roll through this way, the sidewalk's all shwumpy!

by crookie_monster May 31, 2016

Shwept

The act of getting swept

Y'all got shwept

by renzy many April 23, 2017

Shempling

a shempling is an offspring of Shemp. Shemp was a "Stooge" after Curly.

I can't believe this guy....what a "Shempling".

by bot51 June 9, 2018

shwump

the feeling you get when your friend look like a snack

bruh i feel shwumped

by thickyeet November 30, 2018

Shwimps

Basically a cute way to say shrimps.

Those are some cute lil' shwimps.

by Nova3 May 22, 2020