Pork Scotch Shades

Shades worn by fat old men who want people to think they're young and trendy. Also useful for hiding bags under the eyes of droopy-faced old miseries.

Good God, what's the old twat wearing now? First it was the ridiculous shorts and sandals. Now the dickhead's got Pork Scotch Shades on.

by Flappy Dickwad May 24, 2009

No Tea No Shade

A phrase meaning:
I'm not trying to come for you or offend you, but this is what its really like.

A phrase you add at the beginning or the end of a sentence that can be seen as negative to somebody, but its not supposed to be, and just stating the obvious.

Made popular by Qaadir <3<3<3

Ex. 1 - Girl! No Tea No Shade, but you need to fix your hair.

Ex. 2 - Girl please! I can't get with some one I'm not attracted to, No Tea No Shade!

by <3QaaDir September 12, 2009

50 Shades of Pubes

The sexual act, nay art, of an individual chewing several layers of colorful gum and blowing bubbles that pop into their enemy's wive's pubes. Upon leaving the household, this bold individual steals all of the hosts hair removal utensils and replaces them with rusty tweezers lathered in extra petroleum Vaseline to increase removal time of pubes by 95.7%.

My friend Tyler called me a "jagaloon" so I seductively introduced his wife to 50 shades of pubes.

by SurfTweeze609 February 25, 2015

50 Shades of Cray

It's like "cray (an alteration of crazy,)" except it's like ulta cray.

If something is 50 shades of cray... rest assured....

"Yo! I'm about to go drink 8 Rip It energy drinks!"

"Whoah! That's 50 Shades of Cray!"

by crayfish101 July 16, 2013

baller shades

shades, or sunglasses, of a particularly baller nature. often expensive shades with a reflective coating are considered most "baller".

person 1: wow i can see myself in your sunglasses

person 2: these aint sunglasses!!! these baller shades!! recognize!

by heather-con-con May 28, 2009

jug shades

When someone's breasts are so big they have shadows beneath them.

"her boobs were so big dude! She had them jug shades and everything!"

by Clumbo January 20, 2018

Close the shades

A variation of the term "shut up," meaning to stop making noise.

Person 1: Oh, I just love having the shades open! It brings in so much sunlight that way! Don't you just love it? I can't get enough of that sunlight! Oh, I tell ya, I-
Person 2: Dude, close the shades!

by Soupy March 15, 2009