broken pencil sharpener

when someone breaks a pencil sharpener to get the blade so they can.... uh..... self harm-ony

Well, let me go get the broken pencil sharpener.

by lizzy44 November 2, 2020

sharp

when you, or an object looks very nice and attractive.

After I put on my suit, I thought to myself, "I look so fucking sharp, I could cut someone"

by pimp daddy dollars February 9, 2005

Penis Sharpening

When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.

Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.

by wittle buddy squarepants February 18, 2010

Sharpie War

Is a war or battle in wich you and a group of friends get together with diffrent colored sharpies ech. And you mark eachother back and forth as much as possible unti everyone gets tired. The one with the most lines in the end losses.

Sharpie War! Whoever doesnt play is a loser !

by XxXS_L_U_T> November 29, 2007

sharp shit

when your poop gets hard and pointy and hurts your rectom when you go to the bathroom.

I took a sharp shit the other day, i almost cried!

by cheese man123 August 24, 2005

Al Sharpton

A fat fucking pig blactivist who got Don Imus fired, a man who selflessly donates to charties and hospitals. He is also commonly known for his double standards and bad hair.

According to Al Sharpton, black people can mock white people freely, but white people should be exterminated.

by Gerard Cole April 19, 2007

Fix up look sharp

uk slang 4 'Get ur act togetha'

wat u playin at fool 'fix up look sharp'

by wigga July 30, 2004