Shwaffle is a word of Dutch origin that is used as an alternative to the phrase Tea-Bagging. It refers to the act of placing ones balls onto an unsuspecting persons head.
by Clive Meanderson February 5, 2010
Get the Shwaffle mug.One who smells the stench of ass but throughly enjoys it, thus giving him an erection and causes him to stick his stiffy in a bowl of scolding hot velveeta cheese reducing the raging boner back to its natural flimsy state.
by cahizzle September 15, 2004
Get the shmaffer mug.Mysterious and deformed (possibly inbred) human-like creatures that live deep in the forest/mountainous regions of Strafford NH. Legend tells that they seek pleasure in capturing, having sex with, and eating their prey regardless of who/what it happens to be.
by Saftey Ranger Mike May 28, 2009
Get the Strafford Uglies mug.A last name of a person, who is a bad ass motha fuker. Usually the people with this name have brown/brunnet hair,most are asian, they are great athelets (best a soccer (and make jv freshman year)). Shaffer's are extremely smart, and most of all can't ever keep it in their pants.
by fyingdildomonkey November 11, 2010
Get the Shaffer mug.Similar to the Cleveland steamer. This version is usually done as a hazing ritual. Whereas the hazee lays on his back under a short glass table or other transparent surface (ie. plastic tarp). The hazers then in turn move thier bowels onto the transparent surface just over the hazees face.
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Get the shrafted mug.by foxyviv101 June 15, 2009
Get the straffed mug."Jerry, you've got a bit of shmaffle on ur shirt there."
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"Dude, you've shmaffled the hell outta that shirt."
"I was eating a meat pie.. Next thing I notice is shmaffle all over my jeans."
"Dude, you've shmaffled the hell outta that shirt."
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