Spunching

The act of smearing bbq sauce onto a doorknob and mounting yourself on it.

I really enjoyed spunching with you yesterday.

by Y0RKER August 7, 2024

shunch

Taking a shit in a shower while eating lunch.
Not to be confused with brunch.

Person:1 Wanna grab some shunch later?
Person:2 absolutely, I’d love to!

by Nmot September 23, 2023

Spunching

Edging while taking a shit, using a squatty potty

“After my girlfriend left last night, I was spunching like crazy! The Mexican food really messed with my stomach, but it made for some great spunching.”

by Mog Queen May 31, 2024

Spunch

A MapSport event using Satellite Punch (S-punch) technology aimed at attracting more and younger people to get out into the great outdoors with maps.

With the emphasis being on hedonistic fun, friendship and post-Spunch Social, this is not to be confused with olde-skool orienteering which is altogether more serious.

This form of Spunch is also much more wholesome than a Scrotum-Punch.

Sue and Lisa went Spunching together again last weekend at the Manchester SpunchFest. They were the top performing SpunchPair and they really let their hair down at the post-event SpunchParty

by SpunchGuy January 13, 2025

spunch bop

they stole his shii 😭

o hail naw dawwwwgh they done snatch all spunch pa shit 😭😭😭😭 got him fucked up!!!

my boy spunch bop got crippling depression now

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake January 14, 2025

Spunch

Spunch is a term to refer to any unintelligent or dumb person. In other words, a spunch is a stupid person. The term was coined in 2025 by an unknown person.

It is vaguely inspired by the meme "Spunch Bob" which is a misspelling of SpongeBob.

"That guy is being such a spunch."

by skibidi rizzler but better September 14, 2025

flunt spuncher

just a heavy badyin like a true worst cunt.

someone completely intolerable that ppl still hang about with.

aw mate, did you see **** fly kick that hevy flunt spuncher after that concert??

by nich3ll3 September 16, 2022