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showbolting

At 2008 Beijing Olympics,the showboating of Usain Bolt, 100m and 200m gold medal winner became so extreme that a phrase had to be coined in his honour.
Thus the term, show-'bolt'-ting.
Viewer 1: 'Man, I'm getting tired of his showbolting'
Viewer 2: 'Same'
by kingkwame October 14, 2008
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Dirty Shoebox

When you stick your foot in the mud, and then into a girl's vagina. Shoe is optional.
Dude, I heard Micah gave Krista the Dirty Shoebox!
by The Shadow Wizard! March 21, 2011
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shoebox cash

Joey: so man, how did you get that DVD?
Jimmy: Shoebox Cash.
Joey: WTF?
Jimmy: I put money in a shoebox every now and then.
Joey: Oh.
by caffeine_binge May 6, 2011
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shoebox

A box in which you repetitively jerks off into. Instead of using a tissue or rag you use a shoebox instead.
Dad: "Tom, why does this shoebox smell so weird?"

Tom: "Oh, thats what i jerk off into"
by Mr Big3070 March 1, 2014
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shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.
So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.
by barber of seville April 12, 2019
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Showboating

When your girlfriend won't have sex with you; and you precede to pleasure yourself manually in full vision of her, fully flaunting your engorged member.

This may be done

(1) out of spite,

(2) in an attempt to induce her into sexual activity,

(3) or just simply to get a nut off.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you get any pussy last night?

Guy 2: No damnit, my girl was tired so I showboated.

Guy 1: What a bitch! Always making you turn to showboating.
by Leon Llong July 5, 2010
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shoeboxed

(n.) the act of being owned, faced, schooled, iced, denied, shut down, fronted or any other reasonable facsimile thereof.

(adj.) to exist in a state of idiotic behavior; to not be steady on one's feet or in one's state of mind (especially).
(n.) "Mary just totally shoeboxed you out there on the basketball court!"

(adj.) "Didn't you hear that Tommy got amazingly shoeboxed the other night?"
by O'Dea April 3, 2006
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