facebook showboating

When a person want's to appear to other people as if they have a life when in all reality they're simply seeing attention and haven't quite figured out how to be interesting enough to do it for real.

Status Update: Jennifer

Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.

Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like

Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.

by Aphroditesdesire January 27, 2012

Cambodian Showdown

An ancient and sacred ritual performed by two males for control of the tribe, or for fun in New York. It involves insertion of a large wooden chopstick exactly halfway down the urethra of the first contender. Next, the challenger inserts the remaining 1/2 into his own penis. From there, both men masturbate until one has shot the chopstick completely down the other's p-hole. Traditionally, the victor defecates on the losers chest.

Bill wanted to watch The Simpsons, but Haansehm wanted to watch House, so they had a Cambodian Showdown.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

showboy

showboy a guy who is all show

Person 1: have you heard samanthas boyfriend is a total showboy
Person 2: not surprising

by The amazing ran May 7, 2021

Texas Showdown

When a southern gentleman stares at a woman or man's asshole without blinking while they forcefully shit on their face.

dude last night was so crazy, me and jasmine did a Texas Showdown

by YUNGNUTSACK September 11, 2020

The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny)

an amazing song. if you know the lyrics by heart, you will get all the bitches.

Kyle: "hey, did you hear about chad's performance yesterday of The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny)?

Mike:"yeah, bro got all the rizz and got a bunch of bitches after!"

by Lemon-Demon May 2, 2023

showdown

The word given to the australian rules football match betwen the Adelaide Crows & Port Adelaide Power.

When the to Adelaide Crows & Port Adelaide Power play each other the match is refered to as the Showdown

by Dave April 8, 2005

Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown

The next new Reality Series for the fall lineup. Get this. We take ten white teenagers from Suburbian America, put them all in the same house to live in for six weeks, and every week eliminate one in a Rap Battle until only one is left, who'll win a recording contract on Shady Records. Guest judges will be Christina Aguilera, Eminem, Justin Timberlake, and Sarai. Coming this fall to a TV near you. Most likely will be aired on UPN.

White People, come for "WWe Smackdown!" Stay for Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown.

Black People, come for "One-On-One", Stay for Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown.

by G-Union June 23, 2004