Koala shoulders

Super narrow shoulders.

My boyfriend has koala shoulders and he's been working out in hopes of broading his shoulders

by Lydiamaya June 19, 2016

give the cold shoulder

to snub someone; to not pay attention to

I tried to get the CEO to show some interest in me at the party, but he would just give the cold shoulder

by BlueJersey January 4, 2014

coke shoulder

The strange aching feeling you get if you drink coke too quickly. Often in your right shoulder.

After drinking a lovely cooling drink of coke, I developed coke shoulder shoulder ache.

by Bobs friend2 December 8, 2010

golden shoulders

swagger, confidence

A: "Who does he think he is, walking around like that?"
B: "He's got them golden shoulders."
A: "I don't even know what that means."

by Literal Wayne August 29, 2013

shoulder slumper

The action of when a well hung black male drops his flacid and elongated penis on the shoulder of an unsuspecting person.

Jamal Johnson gave little sheepish and meek blond Mindy a shoulder slumper so she could know his penis size. Mindy is a coal burner.

by Don Draper Da Graper December 19, 2009

parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.

me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

by twilighter1995 September 1, 2009

shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

by Ray Albright January 2, 2009