Shitclock

The alarm that will surely wake you from a pleasant dream and a deep slumber early in the morning so you can go to work at your crummy minimum wage job.

hey Al, wasn't the sound of the shitclock this morning about annoying as hell?

Al, "yes it was"

by Z=dog February 14, 2010

Shotrocket

Verb: To jerk off/masturbate (for a male: hence the rocket).

Before I start my homework I have to shotrocket to some porn.

by krystanistheshit December 14, 2010

Shitlocks

Shitlocks- Dreadlocks but they look like complete shit so their called Shitlocks

His deadlocks were shitty, so we called them Shitlocks

by MikerB August 25, 2015

shitlocks

Silly looking little dreadlocks that are not actually dreadlocks, there shitlocks

i've heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks?

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Shotback

Similar to shotgun but the exact opposite. Used when you WANT the back seat!

As they ran for the car Marissa yelled, "SHOTBACK!!" so she didn't have to sit in the front seat with the smelly boy.

by epdance89 July 11, 2007

shitlock

(pl. shitlocks)
Really fugly Dreadlock-type thing that results from either not taking good care of your hair, or trying to grow dreads and failing miserably.

Larissa tried to grow dreads, but they just ended up being shitlocks.

by Chexi February 11, 2005

Snogblock

The act of preventing someone from snogging with another. This is commonly mistaken for "cockblocking", but this is incorrect in the sense that there is no penetration.

Dood, Kristy and Courtney totally snogblocked Dan and I. We couldn't shag them out of the room for two friggen hours.

by justdontdoitok October 24, 2011