shortest horror story

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door.

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door. shortest horror story

by dicky aboy February 20, 2020

shortlisted

shortlisted (v) — a term used to try to convince unwitting job applicants they're not being duped into subservient working conditions.

Congratulations! You have been shortlisted as a finalist for our job opening. We don't give a shit about anything except increasing our bottom line and think a superficial step in the interview process will make you more invested in our substandard offer. We'll gauge how likely you are to accept the position based on your enthusiasm. If you sound very eager, we may even lower the salary we planned to offer you!

by noiseboise January 17, 2019

shitposting

An ironic art form of expressive yet apathetic funposting practiced only on s4s, the philosophical meme factory board on 4 CHAN.

I spent hours a few hours today drawing wew lad naked, now I'm going to spend the next 3 days shitposting about it.

by fishpenis August 15, 2015

Shortstack

1.A short female (shorter than 5 foot 5 inches )with either a big chest or big ass and sometimes both ,that you want to fuck

Person1:Damn you saw the shortstack at the Walmart?
Person1:yep she has an big ass for the height of a kid

by 69420funny October 31, 2020

Shortstack

A shortstack is a girl who is around 4’-9” - 5’3” and has big boobs, thick thighs, and a fat ass

I picked up that shortstack we saw at the diner yesterday, perfect size for what I want to do with her

by Doooooooom May 13, 2022

shortstop

To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.

Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.

by Mark Scott 69 April 21, 2008

Shortstop

Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.

See also first and a half base.

I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.

by Anonymous March 16, 2003