Shlormpl

Bottom fragger in any game especially valorant. Just a bad person

Hey have you seen shlormpl today. Good that guy is a price of shit in game. I hope his mom gets poggered

by qudoba_bread April 28, 2021

shomper

A shomper can be defined in 2 ways, one being a fucked up shower and one being the entire surface area of a male cooch.

ex.1 "Yeah we can go out, but first its shomper time".
ex.2 "Fuck dude I gotta go, I got shomper stench"

by Azaze May 2, 2021

Shompu

meaning beautiful and pink in the face

Amanda was called a Shompu since she drank a mountain dew, read a book, and tied her shoes all at the same time.

by Lyi September 27, 2006

shromp

A combination of the words shred and stomp, most often heard in the context of surfing. As in pumping your surfboard on a mushy wave to pass the flat sections and gain speed. Can also be used to describe a similar pumping movement on a skateboard or snowboard to gain speed.

The waves were so mushy on the takeoff, all I could do was shromp it to the inside hollow section.

or

Do you wanna bonnie it or just shromp?

by bastionthelionslayer September 2, 2009

shorp

A collapsing of the phrase "sharp and short".

Let's keep this speech shorp.

by kb November 3, 2004

Shromp

When you and some friends want to partake in the act of eating shrimp

“Yo bro you wanna go shromp”

by Kuyguy78 January 11, 2019

shirmping

(Verb): Vomiting into a man and/or woman's anus and then eating the frothy mixture after it has been conjealed for at least 45 minutes.

I was totally shirmping that bitch at the emo show last night! It was so fucking cheeser dude!

by Wimpelton Gurfunkalumustinzinger August 4, 2006