shopocalypse

Noun

1. Meadowhall shopping centre, Sheffield, England. So-called for its advertising as "the land of shoppertunity".
2. The end of the world through rampant and pervasive consumerism
3. The point of exhaustion reached at the end of an excessive shopping spree where you simply cannot continue.

1. "The shopocalypse can be found at Junction 32 of the M1."
2. "If we carry on like this as a species we are heading for the shopocalypse."
3. "Can we go home, for the love of God? I've reached the shopocalypse."

by conciliation March 27, 2009

Shoportunity

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.

I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.

by MontanaC March 4, 2009

Shoportunist

Someone who goes looking for sales bargains

"She queued for 5 hours waiting for the store to open and the sales to start. Now that's a serious shoportunist!"

by DracsGirl April 10, 2009

shoponts

Where one literally shits their pants

Bro i saw her hairy pussy and i shopontsed

by Justin Mfn Miller May 2, 2018

shopposite

A shop that is opposite.

"I'll go to that shopposite tomorrow morn' and purchase some fine boots"

by Jack Nicholson February 12, 2020

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

An actress who's full of shit. Some people really did get ass whoopings on a regular basis from their fathers growing up.

The shopnow feng shui bracelet actress wants to try and prove that females are now getting ass whoopings from their fathers to support her claims of females having harder lives throughout history, and that they've faced more atrocities than males. Her father really treated her like a JAP (Jewish American Princess), ask the people that knew her best in life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.

The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020