1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.
2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"
"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
by I like cheez-it June 27, 2022
The act of masturbating until you cum on a person's bare feet*, when the person bends over to wipe the cum off of their feet you procede to bite the person's anus causing them to bleed profusely.
*not to be confused with 'bear feet' because this will result in serious injury, and/or death to the masturbatory party
*not to be confused with 'bear feet' because this will result in serious injury, and/or death to the masturbatory party
by Mike J. Hawk May 30, 2007
girl 1: why are you walking funny?
girl 2: i just had a rocky shoelace.
girl 1: eww you got a doody thong on?!?
girl 2: i just had a rocky shoelace.
girl 1: eww you got a doody thong on?!?
by jay tay trev p5 November 18, 2009
A rather tiresome shoelace that refuses to tie, or stay tied, such as because the shoelace is autistic.
Bro I swear to god if this autistic shoelace unties one more time I'm gonna jump off of this god damn muthafukin bridge
by Autistic Shoelace August 13, 2017
by Penis Cruncher January 30, 2016
Don: I accidentally came in your hair.
Malinda:. Well you might as well finish and give me a Serbian Shoelace.
Malinda:. Well you might as well finish and give me a Serbian Shoelace.
by Sample Sam June 23, 2018
Shoelace belts have probably been around since shoelaces were invented. They were originally a product of necessity: you lose your regular belt, you're short on time, so you grab an old shoe, yank out the lace and floss it through your beltloops. Bingo.
Possibly the first famous person to wear a shoelace belt was skateboarder Rodney Mullen, thus making shoelace belts popular with skateboarders. Now, all sorts of people are wearing shoelace belts including hip hop star, Wiz Khalifa.
Companies such as Panasaya Clothing are even making shoelace belt made from laces specifically designed to be used as belts so they won't stretch, like normal shoelaces.
Possibly the first famous person to wear a shoelace belt was skateboarder Rodney Mullen, thus making shoelace belts popular with skateboarders. Now, all sorts of people are wearing shoelace belts including hip hop star, Wiz Khalifa.
Companies such as Panasaya Clothing are even making shoelace belt made from laces specifically designed to be used as belts so they won't stretch, like normal shoelaces.
by Sk4teN3rd June 16, 2011